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The only INDEPENDENT Boston United Supporters' Club!


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SOMETHING TERRIBLE IS HAPPENING TO OUR BELOVED BOSTON UNITED.... AND MY GOODNESS, WE'RE GOING TO SIT DOWN AND HAVE A JOLLY NICE CHAT ABOUT IT

 

YOU ARE INVITED TO IPSA'S OPEN MEETING, ASSEMBLY ROOMS, BOSTON, OCTOBER 2008 WHEREUPON AN INITIALLY CORDIAL GATHERING OF CONCERNED FANS WILL DESCEND INTO PETTY INFIGHTING, SCURRILOUS BICKERING ON INTERNET MESSAGEBOARDS, NAME CALLING, MUDFLINGING AND GENERAL SHIT STIRRING BY ALL SIDES. REFRESHMENTS INCLUDED.

 

MEETING CHAIRED BY SURREY-BORN MR MICK HUBCAP
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WELCOME
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REFRESHMENTS
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REFRESHMENTS
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REFRESHMENTS
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REFRESHMENTS
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COFFEE BREAK
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ARGUMENT
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REFRESHMENTS
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REFRESHMENTS
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ANY OTHER BUSINESS
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PLENARY DISCUSSION: 'MY EGO IS BIGGER THAN YOUR EGO'

THE BAR WILL THEN REMAIN OPEN UNTIL SUCH TIME AS THE NETWORKING DESCENDS INTO AN ALL-OUT FISTFIGHT AND THE POLICE ARE CALLED


Join IPSA!

Just look at these benefits of joining the leading Boston United supporter's group!

A £650 annual membership will permit you entry to the monthly IPSA meetings, chaired by important Boston fan Bob Mugfret SURREY-BORN MICK HUBCAP.

Subsidised coach travel to away games*

FREE! Matchday Experience**

Meet United officials!***

A mention in the Boston United matchday program!!****

10 year seat at the Standing Alone DomeArenaBowl!!*****

* Coach travel is organised only when 95% of IPSA members attend away games (approx 3.2% of games)
** This experience is not free and a charge of £250 per person will apply, however this does include a free tour of the York Street sewer
***IPSA cannot guarantee that the officials will not be openly hostile and will not resort to physical violence
****Craig Singleton may depict you however he chooses, IPSA takes no responsibility for public humiliation
***** Lavaflow cannot give these away fast enough