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Completely above-board Crawley Town gaffer Steve Evans has announced extra dates on his UK tour, impsTALK can exclusively reveal in today’s breaking news update.
Evans has been on the road in recent weeks touring primary schools across Sussex in his bid to improve literacy standards across the south of England – but he’s now set to take his unique brand of educational seminars NATIONAL on his first nationwide road trip.
Evans’ agent Paul Raynor told impsTALK: “Local education authorities respect Steve for his ability to enchant gullible idiots, in this case reception-age infants, with fairy tales. He’s one of the best story-tellers after JK Rowling. And let’s face it, not even she would take on the task of trying to convince people she once played for Manchester United.
“When you think of it along those terms, who better to try and spin this complete load of guff-spuck about houses in the woods made of bread? I mean, he once managed to fool an entire town that he was a football manager. The guy is a genius.”
Tickets for the extra dates will be available from Mrs Dingle in the resource centre after break.
has a unique behind-the-scenes peek at the Evans roadshow after gaining
exclusive backstage passes to his latest show – an electrifying
performance wowing the kids and parents at St Joseph RC Primary!
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