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Rodwell launches Boston United GOLD®
Premium ‘retro’ non-league club to entice fans back?
Crazee Jimmy: “It’s 92/93 Relegation Fever: The Reprise!”
With the club in freefall, crowds non-existent and an Unsackable Swagbag Steve Evans clinging on for dear life, Boston United chairman Crazee Jimmy Rodwell has today announced an exciting new product for Pilgrims followers: Boston United GOLD!®
in his first interview since Swagbag admitted a charge of defrauding the
public revenue, told impsTALK in an EXCLUSIVE and totally NON-EDITED interview:
“Starting from August 2007, Pilgrims fans will be able to enjoy
our exciting new Boston United GOLD® service from the comfort of their
seats in the Staffsmart Arena™.
If Boston United GOLD® is a success, Crazee Jimmy confirmed he may consider introducing a premium Boston United GOLD+®, with fans able to watch Unibond League Presidents Cup action.In keeping with the 80s and early 90s retro trends, United will reinstate the Town End fence, remove all disabled facilities from the ground, plough the pitch and release an exclusive “Kick-Off: Paul Casey Special” computer game for the Commodore 64 and NES.
Chris Cook will be forced out of retirement were compounded today by sightings
of the United legend being forced to train at gunpoint on Skegness beach
by Gee Evans.
Also returning to the fold will be ex-chairman Pat Malkinson, who will be given an honorary position on the board, alongside boardroom table polisher Colin Woodcock. “And why not?” Crazee Jimmy said. “I can’t think of a single reason why he shouldn’t be back here. Not one.”
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