impsTALK editor Ralph Gackweed, 154, has taken delivery of a new 1981 Reliant Robin, courtesy of fanzine sponsors Crazee Jimmy's World of Bargains. The elderly pervert, known for loitering around Boston High School with a telephoto lens, was left the surprise present by Crazee Jimmy Rodwell, chairman of Lavaflow Enterprises Inc, who was on his way to purchase a brand new Masarati from the Graypaul dealership, Nottingham.

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The news comes after Boston newshound Craig Singleton took delivery of a brand new Boston United NewsCopter from Rupert Murdoch.

Said Gackweed: "I left my house this morning on the way to the impsTALK offices when Rodwell threw the keys to his old Reliant Robin at me. The lock was so rusted the door wouldn't open, it isn't taxed, it's got sugar in the fuel tank and there's a dead swan on the back seat. Other than that, it's in pristine condition."

Important Boston fan Bob Mugfret-Fishhead witnessed the generous donation of the prestige vehicle to the unofficial official unofficial voice of the Pilgrims.

"Rodwell shouted 'I don't need it, I've just sold Joachim and I'm fucking minted!'," Mugfret-Fishhead said. "Or something along those lines."