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impsTALK.co.uk >> 2006/2007 >> Crazy Jimmy's Stadium Disaster
COMPLETELY
UNEXPECTED PLANNING CATASTROPHE DOOMS PILGRIMS
“Daddy says I’ll have to help him dig six-foot deep holes in the patio on Saturday afternoon instead of watching Boston United,” the wee little doe-eyed lad sobbed, grasping his treasured picture of Simon Weatherstone. Even adults were not immune from making rash, knee-jerk judgements. “My
wife says the quality of football will markedly improve if Boston are
wound up,” yelled important Boston United fan Bob Mugfret-Fishhead.
“And you know what? She’s right! She’s right! Take me
Jesus!” Mugfret-Fishhead then threw himself off the viewing platform
of St Botolphs, only to be saved by a gust of wind that blew him onto
a mud bank in the Witham. |
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