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Baffled Boston United fans had their Accrington victory celebrations cut short after it emerged they had been watching the WRONG game at Stanley’s impressive InterLink Corrugated Iron Arena™ on Saturday, impsTALK.co.uk can exclusively reveal.
On one pitch,
twenty-two unsophisticated neanderthals, labouring under the laughable
delusion that they were talented professionals, crudely hacked and hoofed
the ball onto nearby rooftops while a random spectator officiated the
game with the command of a dead jellyfish - all in front of three spectators
and a stray dog.
Important Boston fan Bob Mugfret-Fishhead explained: “It was a bit like a budget version of Sky Interactive. No-one had any idea which game we’d paid to watch, so we simply assumed it was the game in which more football was being played.
few of us did question why neither team was wearing amber-and-black, but
we just reckoned that we hadn’t paid the kit bill again and bought
ourselves a new strip on Crazee Jimmy’s Mint card. But the standard
of play was much higher than that taking place on the other pitch.
extended to the post-game interviews, with cider-swilling vagrant and
BBC journalist Scott Dalton erroneously taping an interview with despondent
JRF United boss Lee Meatprole. “The seventh and eighth goals were
at least fifteen yard offside, but I ain’t blaming t’lino
really ‘cos it was me cousin, our sub right-back, runnin’
t’line,” Meatprole told Dalton, who was downing a half-pint
of warm Gloopsludge Ale he’d found abandoned in Stanley’s
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