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Pilgrims’ Ticket Office Sick of Ticket Queries
John Blackwell has today revealed to Singleton NewsCorp (Inc) that he is 'sick to the back teeth' of people ringing the Boston United ticket office to ask about tickets.
The fuming Blackwell gave an exclusive kiss-and-tell interview to newshound Craig Singleton during which he ripped into fans who dared bother the office with queries regarding the availability of tickets for forthcoming games.
“There are no tickets! It’s pay on the gate you blathering fools!” he could be heard shouting amid horrific screams from his victims, father-and-son Bob and Morgan Mugfret-Fishhead.
Meanwhile, in other, completely unrelated, news, British Gas have said they're ‘really quite bloody bored’ of people calling them to talk about gas, and British Airways have informed the London Stock Exchange that 'if one more person calls us about flying somewhere on a plane, we'll actually kill them'.
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