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Boston boss almost completes crossword on team coach
Evans set to take up cross stitch for next two fixtures
BOSTON United boss Steve Evans has revealed to impsTALK that he was ‘within touching’ distance of completing Saturday’s Times crossword on board the Boston United team coach following his ejection from Blundell Park.
Evans also disclosed he’d led lowly Wearside to a Konami Cup semi-final appearance at Trad Brick Stadium on Conrad Logan’s PSP while he waited for the squad to return to the coach.
The Pilgrims gaffer was carried from the ground by six ape-like stewards after questioning a refereeing decision using somewhat colourful language - the words “bum-raping motherf*cking c**t-faced t**t c*nt f*ck-faced c*nt motherf*cker’ clearly heard by stunned fans in the Family Enclosure.
been dumped unceremoniously outside the stadium, Evans told impsTALK
this morning that his immediate reaction was to take control of
the team coach and drive it at full speed onto the pitch and at
Russell Slade in the Grimsby dugout, but, after finding the coach
driver sprawled asleep in the front seat, decided to settle down
with John Blackwell’s Times crossword.
progress in the Konami Cup was halted by a rampant West Midlands
Villa side, Gavin Berry hitting a hat trick after Jules Arkla
was sent-off in the 21st minute.
With his future in the Boston dugout under threat, Evans is planning on taking up a series of ‘Life Improvement’ hobbies beginning with a Spanish lesson for Chester’s visit on Wednesday, and ‘Introduction to Cross Stitch’ slated for next Saturday.
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