is nothing wrong with your 15" LCD Dell flatscreen value monitor.
Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission.
If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume.
If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We can reduce
the focus to a soft blur, or sharpen it to crystal clarity. We will
control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. Come along and
allow us to control all that you see and hear.
You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the
inner mind to... Crazee Jimmy's Cabinet of Curiosities and Museum of
Let Crazee Jimmy be your guide as you are introduced to a whole new
world of mind scrambling artifacts, eye boggling exhibitions, UNBELIEVABLE
facts and oddities collected from South Lincolnshire.
Open your eyes, open your mind..... and open your cheque book!
introductory video at the start showing highlights of Evans playing
career at Celtic, Man Utd, and Bolton, all interspersed with interviews
with Steve's great friends in football, from Steve Bruce, Ally McCoist,
Stan Collymore, Chris Waddle to Paul Gascoigne, Craig Brown, Sir Alex
Ferguson, Jose Mourinho, Pele, Marco Van Basten and Colin Calderwood.
A display showing Steve Evans ticket stub and
program from the 1985 FA Trophy Final
See the official attendance records showing the mythical crowd of 420
present for the DML game prior to the arrival of the Messiah...
in awe at the legendary Feasibility Study that justifies why a club
with barely 1,600 home fans desperately needs to move to a 10,000 capacity
Travel down into the depths of history with a guided tour of the 'Sewers
of Doom', crumbling and collapsing under the York Street car-park...
at the waxwork gallery of experienced managers who were all deemed worse
than Steve Evans when Jon Sotnick took over the club and needed to appoint
a new supremo...
the enchanted scouting reports, breaking down the strengths, weaknesses
and tactics of next week's opponents, all magically written despite
the scout sitting in the Staffsmart stand during the game, sometimes
up to 300 miles away from the game he's reporting on...
confounded by the display of mindswirling sentences that always start
with the words "I'm not going to make excuses...' but manage to
get at least 5 cast-iron excuses in before a full stop is reached...
Watch in wonder at the disappearing crowd trick - see 'crowds of 8,000
a week' miraculously turn into 1600 people before your very eyes...
astounded by the 'Math-a-magician' as he juggles with statistics to
prove beyond all doubt that Steve Evans is the greatest manager in the
history of the club...
much much more!!
the filing cabinets and files that contain the overall budget and individual
player wages breakdowns of every club in professional English football
that Steve likes to refer to for research before speaking to the media
dramatic reconstruction of the conversation Jon Sotnick had with the
unamed FA official a couple of seasons back at FA headquarters, where
the FA official wanted to tell Jon just how pleased the FA were with
the way Steve's disciplinary record had improved so much in recent months.