Launch Schedule (S=subtitled, W=Widescreen, R=repeat)
8.00am - Breakfast with Blackwell
Wake up with the cheery General Manager as he falls out
of bed the wrong way, treads on a rake and falls down the stairs.
Local news and weather. (S)
10.00am - To Sell or to Sell
Join Boston chairman Jon Sotnick as he desperately searches
for a buyer for his Midlands-based property. How many times will
he slash the price before he finds a buyer? Asa Hall presents.
11.00am - Bargain Punt
Experienced wheeler-dealer Steve Evans leads two teams of hapless
football fans as they attempt to gather as many short-term loan
deals in a frenzied deadline-day auction as possible. The winning
team gets to keep their best player.
12.00pm - News Hour
Presented by a rough-looking, cider-drenched Scott Dalton live
from his bench in Central Park.
1.00pm - FILM - Brief Encounter
Classic drama. A washed-up ex-international drifts into a small
town looking for one-last fling with the big time. Includes now-famous
scene at Boston station when 18.52 Skegness-Nottingham arrives
on time. (S, W, R)
3.30pm - CBUTV - SpongeJon Squarepants
Cartoon capers at the bottom of the barrel.
4.00pm - CBUTV - Art Attack!
Kids art show hosted by Chris Cook. Today Chris designs colourful
matchday posters with the help of a sinister puppet on a pedestal,
voiced by out-of-work BBC man Scott Dalton.
5.00pm - Points of View
Feedback show. An increasingly irritated Jon Sotnick refuses to
answer e-mails from viewers, sitting in uncomfortable silence
for 28 minutes until the credits roll.
5.30pm - FILM - Bend It Like Evans
Lighthearted comedy as Steve Evans defies the odds to bend the
truth after a 7-0 home defeat against Farsley Celtic. (S,W)
7.00pm - A Question of Sport
Graham Bean hosts the entertaining quiz show as team captains
Jim Dick and Steve Evans go head to head.
7.30pm - CSI - Boston
A dead man found in the Maud Foster appears a straightforward
suicide - that is, until Mark Isaac hounds the deceased's family
with e-mails, predicted income levels from the man's estate and
various complex graphs. The truth is out there. (S)
8.00pm - The Craig Singleton Show
Irreverent chat-show hosted by Craig Singleton. Music comes from
upcoming Aussies Architecture in Boardsides.
8.30pm - Teachers
Comedy drama. Mr Woodcock keeps behind 10Y following an incident
during period 5 involving a dildo and a hole-punch. He forces
the class to help him polish a Jag, incurring the wrath of several
parents. (S, W)
9.00pm - McCann Investigates
United midfielder Austin McCann infiltrates the seedy underworld
of Shodfriars Snooker Club and captures amazing hidden camera
footage of men farting, telling shit jokes and hitting breaks
10.30pm - The Malkinsons
The One With Des Wood. Hilarious sit-com starring Pat and Andrew
Malkinson. Tonight, a wet-behind-the-ears property developer causes
havoc in the family.
11.00pm - MOVIE PREMIERE - 28 Days Late
Horror thriller, starring Clive Owen and Scarlett Johansson.
A leading scientist forgets to post some vital lab documents and
causes a global apocalypse. A hardy bunch of survivors retreat
to a safe haven in Stevenage - but their hideout is not as watertight
as it first appears.... Edited for some mild forgetfulness
(18, S, W)
12.45pm - XXX Hoof Babes LIVE! 10 minute freeview
Hardcore hoofball action as Lee Canoville attempts to
clear the phallic symbol that is St Botolphs with a hard lofted
punt. (18, S, W)
3 .00am - CLOSE