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DJ Sotnixx Outlines Stadium Transport Plan
Club unveil 'Cape Canoville'
Chairman spins some shit-hoops to the masses
Sinister media slut Jon Sotnick today outlined his ambitious plans to ferry fans to Boston United’s new multi-million Sotnick Mega-Dome near Lincoln.
“Our play-off chasing team may well have deployed an ugly and generally unproductive long-ball style this year,” Sotnick conceded. “Yet no-one has stopped to question why we’ve been training Lee to kick the ball as far as he can. Certain uninformed individuals, like fans, have little clue as to what my little Scottish munchkin’s been up to in terms of developing an integrated transport system for the entire community.”
new ground is completed, fans will queue at ‘Cape Canoville’,
a launch-pad located in Market Place, where they will bend over and await
launch. Canoville will then hoof each fan to the Jon Sotnick Lava-Mega-Arena
Bowl(TM) at supersonic speed.
“We need a new ground,” Sotnick told listeners.“And by feck we’re going to get one.”
Shortly after the BBC breakfast show, DJ Sotnixx took over the Lincolnshire airwaves for two solid hours, playing new shit from People Under the Stairs and spinning vintage lo-fi slapdool from Beck’s Stereopathetic Soul Manure.
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