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Horror Discovery at Posh:
Mark Wright is android controlled by Fry
Fry escapes secret lair by jet pack
Fry is believed to have controlled Wright’s every move from a secret Fry Cave under London Road, one henchman describing it as ‘similar to a Bat Cave, just without the jet car’. Fry was able to manipulate his robot by using a large joystick and wireless communication system. Such was the intricacy of the robot that it has apparently operated for some months without detection and has arranged friendlies, brokered transfer deals and coached the senior squad since the players returned for pre-season training.
do not know exactly how long Fry has been controlling the robot and
are seeking to speak to his family to determine if they have noticed
any difference in his behaviour.
The whereabouts of the real Mark Wright are unknown, but Capri admitted he had ‘grave concerns’ for his safety, telling impsTALK: ‘It is quite clear that Fry did not intend to relinquish control of Peterborough United and went to extreme measures in order to retain his power. I believe that if Mark Wright is still alive then it must be in some kind of sinister holding cell, possibly just like that prison out of Cube, or the blue room in Quantum Leap. Either way, Mr Fry has broken pretty much every law in existence, and I’m sure we can invent a few more that he’s broken too.’
Robotics expert Professor Mike Wilkshop-Hopkins revealed the Wright android was built using technology that does not exist in today’s world. ‘Mr Fry has almost certainly built a time machine in order to obtain the materials to develop this humanoid. My God – what else has he seen, or done?’ Wilkshop-Hopkins exclaimed in panic. ‘Perhaps we are living in some hellish futuristic Westworld….. Good Lord, are you a robot too?"
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